LOVE, SEX, MADNESS AND BANANA PEEL TURNS YELLOW INTO GREEN: By El Osas Iyalekhue

LOVE, SEX, MADNESS AND BANANA PEEL TURNS YELLOW INTO GREEN: By El Osas Iyalekhue: GANGSTA LUV We shared cakes like we shared cigarettes. You choked on my indica. Empty bottles of Vodka by the bed. Yelling and making up, ...

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